News report

Rumours had been floating around for several months. Our prideful Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern, had been spotted frequently at underground clubs but the government and herself were denying all claims. There are only a small amount of blurry pictures from bystanders but they only catch small features that resemble her. So we couldn't be sure. Well, now we can. One drunken night she posted pictures of her in a silk red dress holding a martini and dancing on a man on the dancefloor. The scandalous pictures were immediately taken down but it was too late. Several of her followers had viewed it. An apology is set for next Monday for her scandalous doings. She just has to hope that no one will remember this event.